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Monday Jul 13, 2009

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Who plans a awesome trip to Hawaii with her best friend to see No Doubt the same time as Finals? THIS FUCKING IDIOT OF A GIRL!! Gah! Can't I just clone myself and take the tests and then when I get back put the clone on ice, you know..in case I need spare parts later. Just saying. Come on science! Get on this for me!!

I have midterm for 2 weeks! What the crap is that?! It's because one of my professors couldn't get her shit together this week to give her midterm. As a result, she is giving us the midterm a week late! I have a midterm on wednesday and then again on Monday. Fuck me in the ass with a tree branch. I think all this stress right before Hawaii is only going to make the trip better.

In other news..
My mom is usually pretty funny but the other night was the best. I can pretty much tell my mom anything..It freaks Nonsense out sometimes with how openly my Mom and I speak to each other. I was explaining to her that once Froggy leaves, I will be moving the pole into her room for a permanent spot. She interrupted with ,"What pole?" I figured my brother having come to visit not too long ago would have brought back vital information to my parents like "Chrissy (yes they call me Chrissy. So help anyone else who calls me that) has a stripper pole in her livingroom!" But no. So she had no clue what I was talking about. I explained to her about the pole and everything and she was pretty interested in hearing about it. I told her we call it a fireman pole for Pogi's sake. She laughed and asked if "David was a fireman." I told her that he was pretty good on the pole when he gets on it...which is rare. Now I know my mom and I can hear in her voice that she is blushing like crazy.."You should get him a g-string. And a fireman hat." I relay this out loud just so that Nonsense can hear what my mom is saying. He gives a WTF! look back to me. I'm laughing my ass off at this point. I ask her if he needs an Axe...she laughs and says, "Well he's already got a hose!" Yes ladies and gentlemen this is my mom.
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theecontender:
OMG that is something I would totally do. I have a solution for you. It is working for me. Try this I maintain a workout, family, and work calendar. I found that although I still miss shit, I miss less shit. Google Calendar. There is even a to do list feature.
Jul 13, 2009
mrs_misha:
I love your mom.. that's rad..
good luck with midterms and have a good trip
Jul 14, 2009

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