I had this messed up dream last night...
I was at a party at my grandma's house and after helping her out all day cooking and such..I decided to take a nap before the guests got there. When I woke up my bellybutton had (the only way to describe it...) untied itself. It was so gross and it hurt a lot. I went to the doctor and got it stitched closed. I returned to the party to find that all the food was gone. There was nothing left for me to eat. I was so pissed. I couldn't believe that not a single person thought about me and saved me something for when I got back.
I was at a party at my grandma's house and after helping her out all day cooking and such..I decided to take a nap before the guests got there. When I woke up my bellybutton had (the only way to describe it...) untied itself. It was so gross and it hurt a lot. I went to the doctor and got it stitched closed. I returned to the party to find that all the food was gone. There was nothing left for me to eat. I was so pissed. I couldn't believe that not a single person thought about me and saved me something for when I got back.
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joscelyne:
There goes my idea of wanting a zipper for my gut, so that when I got too full eating, I could unzip and let it all out of my innards (and keep eating). Untied belly button sounds really painful.
redvillain:
doesn't seem eating is the best thing to do when your bellybutton...comes undone. I know it was a dream but I'm just saying