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R.I.P.
Frank the Wonder Gnome


Frank the Wonder Gnome went missing from his home over 3 weeks ago. His family has tried hard to get any news about where Frank could be.
"At first we thought that Frank was just on another of his crazy adventures." Said his caretaker, Christie. "But when he didn't come back, we got worried."
Frank's family soon realized that he was gnome napped. They quickly organized the group P.A.G.N. (Parents against gnome napping) to help find Frank. "We figured maybe we could turn this tragedy around and in turn help other families who are victims of Gnome napping." Christie explained.
But all their efforts were in vain. Frank was gone. He wasn't coming back.
In anger, christie finally had this to say," Who the hell is sick enough to steal your lawn gnome. What did he ever do to anyone? I mean, the fuckers could at least take amusing pictures and send them to us. At least then it would be funny."

Frank leaves behind his 37 kids and a wife with a game leg.

If anyone has any information of the whereabouts of Frank the wonder gnome please contact his family immediately.

Donations for the Frank the Wonder Gnome P.A.G.N. Gnome napping awareness foundation is appreciated.