Here's a good lesson in sarcasm for all of you who may not quite get it.
It's really fucking awesome to wake up at 7am, when I'm usually going to bed, in order to go SERVE JURY DUTY.
It's especially rad to wake up to a kitchen covered in red wine. My cats are totally cool for knocking that bottle off of the refrigerator.
See how I used those words; awesome, rad, and cool? When I really meant; lame, infuriating, and assholes??
It's really fucking awesome to wake up at 7am, when I'm usually going to bed, in order to go SERVE JURY DUTY.
It's especially rad to wake up to a kitchen covered in red wine. My cats are totally cool for knocking that bottle off of the refrigerator.
See how I used those words; awesome, rad, and cool? When I really meant; lame, infuriating, and assholes??
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mrdaft:
i wouldn't worry about your breasts they are just perfect the way they are 
aircath:
Jury Duty... fun.
