roxxee

This guy was lonely and so he decided life would bemore fun if he had
a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.
After some discussion, he decided upon a centipede
(100-legged bug), which came in a little white box to use as his house.
He took the box back home, found a good location for it and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink.
So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new pet.
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "Hey, how about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"
But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the
centipede's house, shouting,.........."Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?
A little voice came from the box.
"I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my f****** shoes."