I've been thinking, there are some things that I really enjoy in life and as the weather turns progressively crappy and I wake up with it dark and come home to it being dark, I feel like I haven't been experiencing enough of those happy little "aha!" moments. So here's to that. I've made a list of what I wish to see more often in the world, as well as a list of things I can live without. Here they are. . .
1. Boys with bandannas, wear them wrapped around your wrist, tied around your shaved head or my all time fav of favs, flying out your back pocket.
2. Cuddles, it's not a crime, so grab your pals next time you're watching a movie and bring em close. It's not gay, it's AMAZING! and extra points if you are gay. That's just great. <3 you.
3. Doesn't taste like non-fat, non-fat ice cream, it speaks for itself.
4. Married couples that are IN LOVE. Not pre-marriage, or post-marriage, but actually MARRIED people that love each other. X a million if they've been married for 10+ years.
5. Unsolicited love notes and gifts, they're just great.
6. Complements from complete strangers, if you like something about someone else, say, their rocking Ed Hardy purse, tell them.
7. Hugs, hug everyone when you tell them goodbye. Literally, EVERYONE.
8. Sunshine, sun, this one is up to you.
9. Puppy smells, I vote we invent a dog that actually remains a puppy, forever. Sure, potty training would suck, but it would be worth every minute.
10. Sisterly love, if you don't have a sister, invent one. They are the most amazing people in you life. Trust me. If you have one already, don't be the epitome of stinginess and feel free to be one to someone else too.
Now, for the things I can really live without,
1. Tools, guys, really?
2. Retarded tattoos. Sure we make mistakes sometimes, but if you're 25, can afford a good artist, and you still pick something off the flash walls, you're a lost cause.
3. Boys that cry too much, or not at all. It's a balancing act, so do it. And I left out girls because sometimes we can't control what our faces do. I don't know. It just happens.
4. Hunters, why? You can go to the store and buy it. Don't be mean, just go veg.
5. Ladies that wear fur. Hell, anyone that wears fur. It's gross. Animal carcass = fashion? I think not.
6. Cold days, this corresponds with number 8 above.
7.Lazy people. Not hot.
8. People from up north that drive retarded. They can't help it, but I still could live without it.
9. Gay and Lesbian and everything in between haters. I love them. Hell, I love almost everyone. With a top 10 list of exceptions
10. H1N1 Hysteria. Don't get the vaccination. You'll be fine (and if not, don't worry, the end of the world is in 2012 anyways)
That's that. Feel free to spread the first list and to eliminate the second.
Thanks for reading my shit people
1. Boys with bandannas, wear them wrapped around your wrist, tied around your shaved head or my all time fav of favs, flying out your back pocket.
2. Cuddles, it's not a crime, so grab your pals next time you're watching a movie and bring em close. It's not gay, it's AMAZING! and extra points if you are gay. That's just great. <3 you.
3. Doesn't taste like non-fat, non-fat ice cream, it speaks for itself.
4. Married couples that are IN LOVE. Not pre-marriage, or post-marriage, but actually MARRIED people that love each other. X a million if they've been married for 10+ years.
5. Unsolicited love notes and gifts, they're just great.
6. Complements from complete strangers, if you like something about someone else, say, their rocking Ed Hardy purse, tell them.
7. Hugs, hug everyone when you tell them goodbye. Literally, EVERYONE.
8. Sunshine, sun, this one is up to you.
9. Puppy smells, I vote we invent a dog that actually remains a puppy, forever. Sure, potty training would suck, but it would be worth every minute.
10. Sisterly love, if you don't have a sister, invent one. They are the most amazing people in you life. Trust me. If you have one already, don't be the epitome of stinginess and feel free to be one to someone else too.
Now, for the things I can really live without,
1. Tools, guys, really?
2. Retarded tattoos. Sure we make mistakes sometimes, but if you're 25, can afford a good artist, and you still pick something off the flash walls, you're a lost cause.
3. Boys that cry too much, or not at all. It's a balancing act, so do it. And I left out girls because sometimes we can't control what our faces do. I don't know. It just happens.
4. Hunters, why? You can go to the store and buy it. Don't be mean, just go veg.
5. Ladies that wear fur. Hell, anyone that wears fur. It's gross. Animal carcass = fashion? I think not.
6. Cold days, this corresponds with number 8 above.
7.Lazy people. Not hot.
8. People from up north that drive retarded. They can't help it, but I still could live without it.
9. Gay and Lesbian and everything in between haters. I love them. Hell, I love almost everyone. With a top 10 list of exceptions
10. H1N1 Hysteria. Don't get the vaccination. You'll be fine (and if not, don't worry, the end of the world is in 2012 anyways)
That's that. Feel free to spread the first list and to eliminate the second.
Thanks for reading my shit people