rowanmayfair

I don't know what it is, but as soon as I cross this invisible border between civilization & the Bronx I lose my mind. (for those of you who don't know, I just moved from there so I'm allowed to bash it), i've never seen anything like it. People cut you off at least once a block, no one pays attention because they're all on their cells, peoples fingers are flying & they're swearing like sailors. I was trying to get to the bank & this ass had completely blocked the entire street because he was fighting with someone over a spot. everyone else just sat there in their cars like idiots. I tried, but after a few minutes I was completely twisted & got out to ask him to move his effing car, please. Hey, at least I said please.

Another annoyance, people that can't merge. I encounterd 3 of them today. One stopped then started to go as I was next to him. The second never even stopped, he just assumed I would...in the middle of the friggin highway, The 3rd had a handicap plate so I was fine with slowing down for him to merge. But then he took advantage of my good nature & continued going 25mph on a major highway!!!!! An hour total in the car today & I have the shakes.

In the words of my childhood hero Annie, "tommorow is only a day away" & I can't wait! The whole weekend away from the kids, sleeping late, getting high & being very naughty with a beautiful man. Does it get any better than this?