Ross starring in "Incredibly Popular: The Modern Day Hero"
I went to work today with a hangover. Actually not a hangover.. i was just drunk.
I spent approximately the first 4 hours completely and utterly avoiding customers.
I managed to put 7 sales through the til amassing a total of 186 earnings for the company out of a total of 7000.
All one item sales i might add.
Just dont put me in work on a saturday! I'm the walking dead, unable to function.
I realised this might reflect on me quite badly if they looked at this so i tried a little harder at the end of the day, getting to about 400 i think.. at an IPC of about 1.18
Balls indeed, but who knows... i may blitz tomorrow.
But here's what is it though.. your hungover.. you dont want to be in work, or downstairs rather than the simple and relaxed upstairs environment and the first 3 customers you talk to may as well have told you to fuck off.
That is how you end up randomly wandering around a shop floor for 4 hours laughing about death metal songs called "tape worms turn me on" and trying to make people in the office think the cameras are broken by moving like a broken record.
Then there's mildly complicated friday nights before that with confrontation. Who cares though?
ITS PAYDAY ON THURSDAY! I'll have been working there almost 2 WHOLE months... i know wow huh? and i'll be getting payed lots(??) of money.
I'm looking forward to not being in debt (lets pretend the loans down exist) and feeling bad about spending 40 on my nights out in town.
Oh yeah i changed my screen name and picture because in my mind no one likes me so i must keep to the shadows like a ninja.
A particularly unsly ninja who hands out cards with his name and face on it to anyone who'll listen.
I went to work today with a hangover. Actually not a hangover.. i was just drunk.
I spent approximately the first 4 hours completely and utterly avoiding customers.
I managed to put 7 sales through the til amassing a total of 186 earnings for the company out of a total of 7000.
All one item sales i might add.
Just dont put me in work on a saturday! I'm the walking dead, unable to function.
I realised this might reflect on me quite badly if they looked at this so i tried a little harder at the end of the day, getting to about 400 i think.. at an IPC of about 1.18
Balls indeed, but who knows... i may blitz tomorrow.
But here's what is it though.. your hungover.. you dont want to be in work, or downstairs rather than the simple and relaxed upstairs environment and the first 3 customers you talk to may as well have told you to fuck off.
That is how you end up randomly wandering around a shop floor for 4 hours laughing about death metal songs called "tape worms turn me on" and trying to make people in the office think the cameras are broken by moving like a broken record.
Then there's mildly complicated friday nights before that with confrontation. Who cares though?
ITS PAYDAY ON THURSDAY! I'll have been working there almost 2 WHOLE months... i know wow huh? and i'll be getting payed lots(??) of money.
I'm looking forward to not being in debt (lets pretend the loans down exist) and feeling bad about spending 40 on my nights out in town.
Oh yeah i changed my screen name and picture because in my mind no one likes me so i must keep to the shadows like a ninja.
A particularly unsly ninja who hands out cards with his name and face on it to anyone who'll listen.
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Thank you, I'm sure my Birthday will go off with lots of glitter and bangs.
How you doing hun? x