rosita

So my crazy week finally ended and my crazy weekend began. Friday night was Ag Bag Drag (see previous post for explanation). It was a pretty good time. We were fairly piss tanked upon arrival and things only got worse. Me and a good friend of mine (we will call her Ms. Fantastic) decided to pull out the dance moves. We had to do all the farm girl ones since we were at an ag function. These consisted of "feeding the chickens", "riding the bronc", and "shovelling the shit". We added a few old favorites like "the shopping cart" and "the sprinkler" in for good measure.

After that we played a game that Ms. Fantastic and her track buddies used to play. It's called personal best. You pick a random name, like Adam, and time yourself to see how long it takes to find an Adam and make out with him. After searching the floor twice we found only 1 Adam. Unfortunately he was almost as hideous as his girlfriend. We did find another guy who claimed to be an Adam, but really one of his friends from rez tipped him off on our game. He was cute so I made out with him anyways. Meanwhile Ms. Fantastic decided she was going to play london bridges under all the couples whos arms were linked while dancing. That was fairly entertaining.

Bored with the "Adam" game, me and Ms. Fantastic decided to be band groupies. There was some little no name band playing and not many people dancing so we decided to throw ourselves over the gates and grab at the bass players shoes. Screaming your usual band groupie phrases such as "I love your feet" and "will you have my abortion". THe bass player thought we really did love his feet, and dropped down on one knee doing the guitar humping bit for us.

Well the rest of the gang deserted me and Ms. Fantastic and we left our coats in another car so we stood out in the cold darkness until a cabbie came and saved us. We ended up at her boyfriends house. Her bf roomate then proceeded to warn us not to trip on his massive weights, while he made himself a much needed protein shake at 3am. He also told me how many times/girls he had sex with that week.

Saturday was full of more alchol, really good chinese food, adn alot of peter pan. I also got to snuggle with a new friend of mine that I think is sooo much fun. I lurv meeting people that you can see being friends with for a long time.

Thats about it for the adventures of Rosita. More updates after my super glam Bean Feeds Award Night on friday. I can't believ I am buying a dress for an event named after legumes.