I need someone to bring me smiles.

I've spent about a week sat at home, listening to sad songs and looking at pictures I shouldn't be looking at. I realise I'm not helping the situation but still, I lack the motivation to do anything else. And no amount of The Fast Show or Flight Of The Conchords (even Garth Marenghi) has cheered me. And I know going out would probably be a good idea, but equally I know I'd kill the mood and then feel bad for ruining everyone elses fun.


So, anyone got any good jokes or the likes?