rosie_baby

Tuesday night & I'm a little sleepy even though I woke up at 5 pm. So I had to take a class tonight at work. Guess what the topic was?? Fatties, yup that's right fatties. How you have to work harder to give them CPR. How medicine doesn't last as long & how you have to give more than the normal dose. Blah Blah Blah. Anywho a friend of mine showed up with a cup of coffee for me. That was so nice of her & very sweet. See it doesn't take much to make me happy. It's the little things that count the most.

Had a good shift last night. Didn't get our 1st call til 3 am, that was very nice. Didn't get any sleep though I was wide awake. Watched a little tv, played with my gameboy for a bit & listened to my Mp3 player. But after all that excitement the best happened in the morning. My partner Joe & myself had just gotten gas when we were listening to the radio. The morning show people were talking about Kelly Clarkson's new song. Basically a fuck off song to her ex. How she's better without him & what not. So they asked the female listeners to call & send ex boyfriends a fuck off message over the radio. After a few segments later they asked guys to call in. Unfortunately most lines were filled with the femmes. The guy says here's this line for guys only. My partner decides he's going to call & mother fuck who??? None other than me, now we've never hooked up. (Too whinney for my taste) Anyway he got through right away & he's like pull over now. So I did & he got on the air, so I'm in the ambulance laughing my ass off.

Here's his made up story about us.
DJ: We welcome our 1st male caller Joe from Chicago. Who do you want to send an F*** you message to?
Joe: My ex girlfriend Rosa
DJ: Tell us what happened
Joe: About 4 months ago my ex gf went to Cancun for spring break & cheated on me with some guy out there. I knew something was up went she got back. She was acting all funny & after a couple of months I got it out of her. We broke up after that.
DJ: So she cheated on you huh?
Joe: Yeah, you know they say never let your gf go to Cancun during spring break. She just graduated college too.
Dj: So after all this Joe what do you want to say to Rosa??
Joe: F*** you Rosa (Angry voice)

Yea that was some funny ass shit. Didn't think he was going to get through that quickly. After he hung up they were talking about that for a couple minutes. The DJ says she's a new college graduate & went to Cancun yeah she was probably going to dump him anyway. I was actually going to call back & say I'm that Rosa. I cheated on him cause I saw him with my roommate Blair. We were going to incoporate other co-workers in the story. But thought they would catch on. None the less that was amusing. Sorry about the long ass entry but I had to share that. I'll be heading to Tennesse tomorrow night after work. So I probably won't get on at all.
I want to wish everybody a Happy Turkey Day!!!
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