Well 1st off it's crappy as hell outside, cloudy & will mostlikely rain most of the day. Hey but it's perfect sleeping weather & I shall sleep like a baby til I have to be back at work. I'd like to give props to the Red Sox for beating out the Evil Empire. More like crushing them, what a great series. Yes I love baseball & the Red Sox are gonna beat St. Louis in 6 games. Any bets??
I've got a couple stories this morning, we shall start with a couple calls I had last night. Well I have to say that procrastinatoin is NEVER a good thing (I'm a procrastinator myself). So this guy goes into the ER cause he got a paint chip in his eye 4 days ago. Paint chip, what's the harm right??
Wrong the guy decided to wait 4 days til he finally went to the doctor & needless to say he might lose his eye sight. Why you ask?? Cause I asked if he could see anything he said no unless you shinned a light in his eye. If any of you have ever seen anyone with glaucoma (white film over someone's cornea) That's pretty much what this guy's eye looked like except the film was pink not white. Hopefully he'll be ok & if he is I hope he learns not to procrastinate anymore.
Ok this other guy got shot twice once in his inner thigh & once in the back of his arm, by the tricep. Well the hospital where we picked him up didnt really do shit for this guy. I mean fucking people they gave us an envelope where his x-rays were suppose to be in. Yeah no damn x-rays in there. Then the doctor goes, damn I can really get in trouble for this. Uhh yea no kidding. So this guy wasn't all that whinney, thank god. He kept saying my leg & foot is burning. Kept on asking me why? I was like umm you did just get shot, right? Smart ass I know, he proceeds to ask me if this is normal. So my answer is I dont know I've never been shot before.
I wasn't a bitch about it though, but he did ask if I was going to do anything for him. As far as the burning goes, I told him I couldnt do anything. The amusing part is that when my partner walked into the room to look at our patient he saw a bunch of blood around HIS section. He tells me hey I think that guy got shot in his nuts. So I go in there & take a look, walked out & laughed. I told my partner, his twig & berries are fine he got shot in the thigh. Why would he assume it was his nuts?? I dont know men have this thing about their parts, which I can understand but come on it's a little much sometimes. Really, not everything revolves around your twig & berries. 
There ya go those are my little stories for today. The World Series starts today & it will be a fun series to watch. I have a friend who leaves tomorrow for Hawaii for 2 weeks. Lucky bastard, what can I say I'm jealous. She gets to have fun in the sun while I'm stuck in crappy weather. No worries I plan on heading to Mexico in December.
And hopefully head down to Mardi Gras in February as well.
I've got a couple stories this morning, we shall start with a couple calls I had last night. Well I have to say that procrastinatoin is NEVER a good thing (I'm a procrastinator myself). So this guy goes into the ER cause he got a paint chip in his eye 4 days ago. Paint chip, what's the harm right??
Wrong the guy decided to wait 4 days til he finally went to the doctor & needless to say he might lose his eye sight. Why you ask?? Cause I asked if he could see anything he said no unless you shinned a light in his eye. If any of you have ever seen anyone with glaucoma (white film over someone's cornea) That's pretty much what this guy's eye looked like except the film was pink not white. Hopefully he'll be ok & if he is I hope he learns not to procrastinate anymore.
Ok this other guy got shot twice once in his inner thigh & once in the back of his arm, by the tricep. Well the hospital where we picked him up didnt really do shit for this guy. I mean fucking people they gave us an envelope where his x-rays were suppose to be in. Yeah no damn x-rays in there. Then the doctor goes, damn I can really get in trouble for this. Uhh yea no kidding. So this guy wasn't all that whinney, thank god. He kept saying my leg & foot is burning. Kept on asking me why? I was like umm you did just get shot, right? Smart ass I know, he proceeds to ask me if this is normal. So my answer is I dont know I've never been shot before.
I wasn't a bitch about it though, but he did ask if I was going to do anything for him. As far as the burning goes, I told him I couldnt do anything. The amusing part is that when my partner walked into the room to look at our patient he saw a bunch of blood around HIS section. He tells me hey I think that guy got shot in his nuts. So I go in there & take a look, walked out & laughed. I told my partner, his twig & berries are fine he got shot in the thigh. Why would he assume it was his nuts?? I dont know men have this thing about their parts, which I can understand but come on it's a little much sometimes. Really, not everything revolves around your twig & berries.
There ya go those are my little stories for today. The World Series starts today & it will be a fun series to watch. I have a friend who leaves tomorrow for Hawaii for 2 weeks. Lucky bastard, what can I say I'm jealous. She gets to have fun in the sun while I'm stuck in crappy weather. No worries I plan on heading to Mexico in December.
And hopefully head down to Mardi Gras in February as well. 
darklis:
To men, everything revolves around the wedding tackle. I love your journals.
darklis:
That's weird. I was talking in your journal, and you were talking in mine! Cool Eh? 