It's Friday morning & it's so beautiful, gotta enjoy the last few days of good weather. I got my Classic Mario Bros. game for gameboy & I loooove it. I'm a little rusty but I shall beat it. Have had a pretty decent week. Have gotten a lot of things done. Paid off some parking tickets I had. Thank god, got that crap out of the way.
I dont think I've ever mentioned this but a couple months ago my partner & I got molested by a pregnant lady. She was our patient or mine I should say. We picked her up at home & took her to the hospital. As I was asking her questions my partner was taking her blood pressure. Appearantly the lady while in back of the ambulance was rubbing on my partners leg. I at the time didnt know this, so I told my partner we could take off. I sat on the bench next to the patient laying on the stretcher. Continued to ask her questions, she put her hand on my knee & started rubbing. She would do this everytime she got a contraction. That didnt bother me, after a few seconds I moved her hand away. Then she started rubbing my leg & I smiled & asked her if she was having another contraction, she said yes. Well she got a little to close to the inside of my leg & up my thigh. She did this a couple times & every time I would move her hand away. So I got a little uncomfortable & sat behind her. She kept telling me to sit on the bench next to her. I kept telling her I had paperwork to do. Now I have NEVER had that happen to me before. Especially from a pregnant woman who is ready to pop & have a kid. Now I know that pregnant women can get real horny, I understand that, really. But damn what the hell!!! This woman was Jamaican, the whole point of this is that I had another Jamaican pregnant woman earlier in the week. As I sat on the bench to ask questions, I got flashbacks & moved as soon I was done asking questions. Freaked me out a little bit.
So there ya go there's a little story for ya. Enjoy.
I dont think I've ever mentioned this but a couple months ago my partner & I got molested by a pregnant lady. She was our patient or mine I should say. We picked her up at home & took her to the hospital. As I was asking her questions my partner was taking her blood pressure. Appearantly the lady while in back of the ambulance was rubbing on my partners leg. I at the time didnt know this, so I told my partner we could take off. I sat on the bench next to the patient laying on the stretcher. Continued to ask her questions, she put her hand on my knee & started rubbing. She would do this everytime she got a contraction. That didnt bother me, after a few seconds I moved her hand away. Then she started rubbing my leg & I smiled & asked her if she was having another contraction, she said yes. Well she got a little to close to the inside of my leg & up my thigh. She did this a couple times & every time I would move her hand away. So I got a little uncomfortable & sat behind her. She kept telling me to sit on the bench next to her. I kept telling her I had paperwork to do. Now I have NEVER had that happen to me before. Especially from a pregnant woman who is ready to pop & have a kid. Now I know that pregnant women can get real horny, I understand that, really. But damn what the hell!!! This woman was Jamaican, the whole point of this is that I had another Jamaican pregnant woman earlier in the week. As I sat on the bench to ask questions, I got flashbacks & moved as soon I was done asking questions. Freaked me out a little bit.
So there ya go there's a little story for ya. Enjoy.
keithyboy20:
That's kinda creepy. Sorry to hear it happened for you. 
darklis:
That is kinda weird. I am afraid of huge pregnant ladies.