urrrgh. i've just witnessed a choking woman, who then proceeded to vomit all over the lunchroom table in front of me. i may never eat again. what larks.
champagne is my new black.
Ho scoperto un vino nuovo per amare: il blanc di chenin. favoloso ed ultra-meraviglioso. ho dipinto tutto il giorno, come pure contando le calorie e leggendo pornografico comico. ama i giorni liberi. domani il test di sbarra-tende grande.
come friday, i'll be officially certified as a bartender. w00t! the best part is, work is paying for it. i love my job. for all the rich snotty bastiches i have to put up with, i get free food, a 4-star hotel room for 22 a night, insurance and free parking in a prime spot all year 'round.
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heh. i'm doublehappy that you're on a porn kick, as well. let's get together sometime and compare notes. or something. i'm moving into mexicains sans frontiers tomorrow, so you should come over and be a division avenue voyeur with me and drink red wine, be silly.
i've cut baby bangs into my hair, and made a cute green wraparound skirt with pink hippos on it. today will be a good day, i think. ultra-marvelous.
hannibal lecter is sexy, which strikes me as wrong on so many levels.
i'm going to become a writer for cosmo. you don't have to make any sense at all.
went for a bit of a walk, taking steps in recovering bits of my identity. fuck, i want my wallet back. it's making me extremely paranoid. i carry a pink xacto knife in my bag. same bat time, same bat place.
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i've been pick-pocketed. fuckers. i'm so annoyed, it's not so much the cash lost as the inconvenience of having to replace all of my cards. what a waste of time. i hope you get an std, or audited. something.
quote of the day, "if you don't mind me saying so, heath, your idea of a balanced breakfast is a bit scary potatoes."
(this said after co-worker ate the tops off of three choccy donuts, then a potato pancake covered in hollandaise sauce, and a bit of sausage pizza.)
oh god champagne gives the worst hangovers, especially when you drink it for breakfast...but its so fun and bubbly!