Monday...Monday...Monday
I got the following email today and I thought I would share it with you all...
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.
Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Dad"
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you.
I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice - even with all her piercing, tattoos, and her tight motorcycle clothes.
But it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant,
Joan said that we will be very happy. Even though you don't care for her as she is so much older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.
She wants to have many more children with me, and that's now one of my dreams too.
Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Joan can get better. She sure deserves it!!
Don't worry, Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your son,
John
PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card, which is in my desk center drawer.
I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home
That's insane!!!
I have received some wonderful comments about my last picture set and I want to send out a BIG kiss to you all
The ones I posted in my pic page is only a tease...if you are interested in seeing the entire set, I will be posting them in the PSW group.
TTFN
I got the following email today and I thought I would share it with you all...
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.
Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Dad"
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you.
I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice - even with all her piercing, tattoos, and her tight motorcycle clothes.
But it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant,
Joan said that we will be very happy. Even though you don't care for her as she is so much older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.
She wants to have many more children with me, and that's now one of my dreams too.
Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Joan can get better. She sure deserves it!!
Don't worry, Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your son,
John
PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card, which is in my desk center drawer.
I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home
That's insane!!!
I have received some wonderful comments about my last picture set and I want to send out a BIG kiss to you all
The ones I posted in my pic page is only a tease...if you are interested in seeing the entire set, I will be posting them in the PSW group.
TTFN
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wow even more amazing pics.
The pics are smokin, absolutely smokin!
I had to call minx over so she could see them too. We have to behave ourselves cause the kids are still up but we almost can't.
You are a gorgeous woman and I can think of a hundred things to do you!
Thank you for leading me even further astray....you are corrupting me.
love ya hun!