Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

rorschachink

Portland

Member Since 2018

Followers 11 Following 33

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Reasons to like cats and how we are similar

Aug 16, 2018
14
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email

1. We both like to be in high places. How else am I suppose to see my enemies and be ready to pounce on them if I am not higher then they are? Trees, chimneys, or your shoulders all make excellent vantage points to watch out for danger.

2. We both know to be quiet, but also state what you want and demand it. No reason to busy the airwaves with chatter. Prey will get heads up or peers think you are self absorbed. Sit by the treats on counter when you want them and stare at human until they get the idea. If that don't, sit on their phone/homework/tablet/computer. Then they will get the idea not to ignore you. And there is nothing wrong for asking for help with a meow, or at least that is what the humans say.

3. To each their own. You do your thing and I do my thing. You keep shedding your pelts and I will lick myself clean. I don't judge human, mostly. Though if you put your hand on my tummy, that is fair game for a bite.

4. Friends should be consistent. Consistently there for you. Consistently got your back when something has gone wrong. Most importantly consistently feeding me.

5. You like to whip, spank, and mess with the ones you love. I like to bring back dead birds for them. I say we are equally sadistically lovely.

Sorry not have cute cat photo, I try to find a feral I saw around my car but I could not find it again. Luxor has decided to be wild thing and is not around for photos.

user57907602:
😻😹
Aug 16, 2018

More Blogs

  • 08.21.18
    1

    What is my profile pic?

    What many don't know is there are canonical inkblot for the famous …
  • 08.20.18
    0

    The joys of unemployment

    As I sit here at my local public library, procrastination on sendin…
  • 08.19.18
    0

    Quiet Night at the Bar

    You ever go around your town or city looking for a busy or lively b…
  • 08.18.18
    0

    What games taught me about talking

    The reason I like board games so much is it allows me me have a con…
  • 08.18.18
    0

    Writing the World - Getting Ready for the Game

    I have a long history of being the Dungeon Master for my friends D&…
  • 08.17.18
    0

    Blog Homework - Gendered Secrets

    You had to pick this topic, well this sucks for me because I turne…
  • 08.17.18
    0

    Friday

    A quick thanks to all the likes you all have given. It is nice a hu…
  • 08.16.18
    0

    Blog Homework-If I ruled the World

    When my inevitable rise to power is brought forth on the backs of …
  • 08.16.18
    1

    Reasons to like cats and how we are similar

    1. We both like to be in high places. How else am I suppose to see …
  • 08.16.18
    2

    Solitary Confinement without the box

    This might sound strange to you all, but I go days without any mean…

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

23
years
9
months
14
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,593 SuicideGirls
  • 1,119,024 followers
  • 14,924,853 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,403,507 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo