Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

rook

Australia

Member Since 2004

Followers 87 Following 97

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Monday Jun 02, 2008

Jun 2, 2008
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
Wow! The world really is becoming a Global Village:

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
jaebin:
But seriously the whole things a fucked idea
Jun 2, 2008
cruella:
bahahaha i lvs it
Jun 3, 2008

More Blogs

  • 07.20.12
    3

    Friday Jul 20, 2012

    I decided to have one last look at my Twitter feed before I went to b…
  • 06.20.12
    2

    Wednesday Jun 20, 2012

    To anyone reading in the USA My girlfriend (and some dear friends of…
  • 06.18.12
    0

    Tuesday Jun 19, 2012

    Read More
  • 02.17.12
    4

    Saturday Feb 18, 2012

    Relaxing after a hard day of yardwork by listening to a Tool/NIN mixl…
  • 02.11.12
    2

    Saturday Feb 11, 2012

    OK, with all the sticky Ball related threads in SGAU, I'm confused. …
  • 02.09.12
    3

    Friday Feb 10, 2012

    So, nearly a year later and I reactivated this account. I'm not su…
  • 02.23.11
    4

    Wednesday Feb 23, 2011

    So I'm at home today, and have been all week, after having all my wis…
  • 01.08.11
    5

    Sunday Jan 09, 2011

    For any Linux/Unix command-line commandos out there who may want to s…
  • 06.27.10
    5

    Monday Jun 28, 2010

    Read More
  • 04.30.10
    5

    Friday Apr 30, 2010

    I'm bored and I figured it was about time I actually posted something…

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

23
years
10
months
19
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,599 SuicideGirls
  • 1,114,228 followers
  • 14,946,099 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,456,705 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo