rook

There's some sort of football event happening in the park not far from my house.
All I've been hearing this afternoon is monosyllabic shouts, referee's whistles, cheers, boos, and team chants.

I'm sitting here trying to write and I'm being tormented by visions of taking an Armalite AR-10 Carbine-gas semi-automatic down there and changing the rules of the game!