Fuck you to my Mojo for going AWOL on me, without reason or warning.
I have opportunities waiting to be exploited and all I want to do is sit at home on the innernet!
If anyone happens to see my Mojo strutting around town (it looks remarkably like the fourth Gibb brother), kick it in the arse and tell it to get home!
Oh, and in other news, I was up until 3:00am this morning writing a fucking children's picture book because I couldn't fall asleep with the idea bouncing off the walls in my head like a hyperactive five year old!!!
Pissed about it? You bet I am, I don't even like kids!

I have opportunities waiting to be exploited and all I want to do is sit at home on the innernet!
If anyone happens to see my Mojo strutting around town (it looks remarkably like the fourth Gibb brother), kick it in the arse and tell it to get home!
Oh, and in other news, I was up until 3:00am this morning writing a fucking children's picture book because I couldn't fall asleep with the idea bouncing off the walls in my head like a hyperactive five year old!!!
Pissed about it? You bet I am, I don't even like kids!

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kye:
Interested?
pocket_rocket:
no
..... rub it in why don't you
A girl can dream 




