roguemind

Getting my ebook reader today. Its a little do to our new boss at work. The cockholster is stuck in boat mode or something. Dont worry about it if you dont know what that means. Just know that this asshat needs to get fucked. And by get fucked I do not mean he needs some nice warm vag. I mean that he needs to take king dong in his poop shoot with no lube as he is taking the long walk off a short pier. But i digress. Back to the reader and the reason im getting it today.
He decided, in addition to many other bits of cockbaggery, that we are no longer allowed to read anything at all when there is no work to do. We just have to sit there. No book, games, phones, etc. We just get to sit there and look deeply into each others eyes. He gave some stipulation. We are allowed to read if it has something to do with navy training(yeah sure. let me get my tech manual out and go to town. I love this shit baby) or college work. So Mr. Mind here gets himself an ereader where there is no way to tell what book im reading w/o getting right up in my grill yo. And it plays mp3s. Yay for sneeky sneeky sir. So thats why I decided that now is a good time to get my reader. End of story.
In other news. I'm getting tired of not getting laid. I get my wank on more often then most but sometimes a guy just wants some hot wet vag. And yes I've tried to talk to her. Apparently I dont try hard enough to get some. Sure. Except thats not at all true. And what makes it worse(or me a better person?), I dont cheat. Im down for an open relationship, but only if she is. And she is not down with the swinging clowns. Bleh.
I guess im off of here to go buy booze and a books. Is there anything better?
Yes there is.
Hot wet vag & freedom to do shit when there is no shit going on.
-roguemind