From Gen 19
1 And there came two angels to Sodom at even; and Lot sat in the gate of Sodom: and Lot seeing them rose up to meet them; and he bowed himself with his face toward the ground;
2 And he said, Behold now, my lords, turn in, I pray you, into your servant's house, and tarry all night, and wash your feet, and ye shall rise up early, and go on your ways. And they said, Nay; but we will abide in the street all night.
3 And he pressed upon them greatly; and they turned in unto him, and entered into his house; and he made them a feast, and did bake unleavened bread, and they did eat.
4 But before they lay down, the men of the city, even the men of Sodom, compassed the house round, both old and young, all the people from every quarter:
5 And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which came in to thee this night? bring them out unto us, that we may know them.
6 And Lot went out at the door unto them, and shut the door after him,
7 And said, I pray you, brethren, do not so wickedly.
8 Behold now, I have two daughters which have not known man; let me, I pray you, bring them out unto you, and do ye to them as is good in your eyes: only unto these men do nothing; for therefore came they under the shadow of my roof.
9 And they said, Stand back. And they said again, This one fellow came in to sojourn, and he will needs be a judge: now will we deal worse with thee, than with them. And they pressed sore upon the man, even Lot, and came near to break the door.
10 But the men put forth their hand, and pulled Lot into the house to them, and shut to the door.
11 And they smote the men that were at the door of the house with blindness, both small and great: so that they wearied themselves to find the door.
So some angels show up. The the men of sodom show up to rape them. Instead lot trys to hand them his daughters because they are virgins. The men say know and take the angels anyways. Lot and his family then leave because god is going to destroy the entires town. God tells them not to look back. Lot's wife looks back anyways. God gives her the stink eye and hands out a punishment.
26 But his wife looked back from behind him, and she became a pillar of salt.
Some fucking punishment. That'll teach you fuckers to disobey me. Lot then took his daughters and went and hid inside a cave. It must have been pretty boring because his daughters started getting freaky.
30 And Lot went up out of Zoar, and dwelt in the mountain, and his two daughters with him; for he feared to dwell in Zoar: and he dwelt in a cave, he and his two daughters.
31 And the firstborn said unto the younger, Our father is old, and there is not a man in the earth to come in unto us after the manner of all the earth:
32 Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.
33 And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.
34 And it came to pass on the morrow, that the firstborn said unto the younger, Behold, I lay yesternight with my father: let us make him drink wine this night also; and go thou in, and lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.
35 And they made their father drink wine that night also: and the younger arose, and lay with him; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.
36 Thus were both the daughters of Lot with child by their father.
Those tricky bitches. I mean wow. So far I have learned two things. According to the bible if two angels show up and then some men come to rape them i should instead offer up my daughters? Ummm no. Please kindly go fuck yourself. Your a fucking angel. Something tells me that they should be able to defend them selves. I mean really. All they had to do was fly away. But then again i guess they men took the angels anyways. And spared the daughters. How nice of them? And what does god do after that? He will off your fucking wife and then your daughters will go mad and they will get you drunk and rape you so they can have babies. Can this really be something people take seriously? You would think not. But people do take it seriously.
And for something completely different and not so disturbing, I give you Pucifer.
And now a little country boner.
Thanks for playing. If i offended you, you should know two things. First, I dont really care. Stop being so damm sensitive. Secondly, you should remember that i did not write the bible nor do i support it.
-roguemind
