IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER JOURNAL ENTRY!
My parents are crazy. Well, my father is just senile and a shell of himself, and that's fine. But my mother has genuinely lost her mind. Tonight she and my father came over to celebrate my father's 52nd birthday, and she brought, along with food, enough alcohol to kill a couple of horses.
Now keep in mind that, except for my oldest sister and I, EVERY kid in the family is underage. They brought two bottles of wine, two cases of crappy beer, four six packs of Smirnoff Ice, and the partridge in a pear tree was replaced by a case of Hooch's Hard. My mother then proceeds to offer me and the other kids wine. I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP.
I went in my room and hid until they were about to leave, then I said goodbye and they left.
They've done worse, don't worry.
I did cave in a drink a couple of those Smirnoff Ices so I'm a bit off the wagon right now. I'll leave it at that because I can't remember what else happened today.
My parents are crazy. Well, my father is just senile and a shell of himself, and that's fine. But my mother has genuinely lost her mind. Tonight she and my father came over to celebrate my father's 52nd birthday, and she brought, along with food, enough alcohol to kill a couple of horses.
Now keep in mind that, except for my oldest sister and I, EVERY kid in the family is underage. They brought two bottles of wine, two cases of crappy beer, four six packs of Smirnoff Ice, and the partridge in a pear tree was replaced by a case of Hooch's Hard. My mother then proceeds to offer me and the other kids wine. I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP.
I went in my room and hid until they were about to leave, then I said goodbye and they left.
They've done worse, don't worry.
I did cave in a drink a couple of those Smirnoff Ices so I'm a bit off the wagon right now. I'll leave it at that because I can't remember what else happened today.