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Sunday Nov 18, 2007

Nov 18, 2007
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I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how a rock can beat scissors, but there's no fucking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. When somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I though paper would protect you, you asshole!"
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sonofapunk:
Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooly fuck man...

Holy fuck...

I want you to tell me everything you know about what you just sent me.

It sounds a LOT like one of my good buddies Scotty Toss... I'll try to find a link. He's our local vagrant gutterpunk who shares all of our couches and floors. Lemme see here...

But Jesus Christ man... Whatever you just sent me... That video was fucking SWEET! I think I got a new artist to admire...
Nov 19, 2007
sonofapunk:
Yeah man, there's nothing really out there of him doin' much... I got plenty of cell-phone videos, maybe I should upload some... Haha!

But here, he's got a very few snippets on here...

http://www.myspace.com/scottytoss

But it's pretty much the same shit, more gutter...

I think I really like that Jonny Hobo business...
Nov 19, 2007

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