rodserling

I'm getting all my sayings from a book called "how to be witty at parties while intoxicated"



elmers glue works wonders.

It's funny how your face doesn't look the same in pictures as it does in my mind.
Although I am not with you I'm not alone with out you I've found so much more.
Don't say maybe it was meant to be like this like that it wasn't meant to happen at all.
You're the bullet that can't be taken out cause you're too close to my heart and I can feel it in my throat .
So I give to you this blood soaked T Shirt you can keep it I don't need it anymore...besides you used to wear it all the time.
There's pleanty of time for more good times with people who are real so goodbye.
And if fairweather rolls around don't pick up the phone.
You're going straight to voicemail....
Scan your calls check your caller ID so you think it's just like me.
Well don't hold your breath .
When I said out of my life I meant forever.
I always mean forever.
And I thought we were forever.
What ever whatever whatever whatever whatever. GO!

I'm not emo, it's a ploy to destroy women. Seriously.
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Now to balance that lyrics to a doosh bags song....

i swear it every fucking year, everyone becomes more queer
in this faggy world we live, everyone's so sensitive
i know i said that rape is fun, but i never raped anyone
as soon as i say gay or fag, some pussy punk band starts to rag
Meatmen, Mentors, G.G., Gwar, filthy lyrics i live for
who cares about your political views, your lyrics came from yesterdays news
loosen your belt and relax, and listen to my views on ass! and tits! and pussy! and dick sucking lips!
everybody sucks, everybody sucks!
fuck all you pussy punk opinionated pricks, you fucking faggots suck!


keep it sleazy.
Wayne