Today at work there was a meeting to decide on what words we would like to see in the company's mission statement. We were told it was going to take 2 months for all the admins and vps to write a whole 2 paragraphs which express their desire to avoid accidentally killing patients.
And so I was inspired to halt all productive work, and write my own mission statement for my job.
I promise to constantly display a cynical and sarcastic state of being, and to harbor rebellious ambitions and animosity towards incompetent co-workers, all while maintaining an outward appearance of loyalty and subserviance to my supervisors in order to avoid premature termination.
Keep in mind that this is a rough draft, and it may take me 2 months to finalize...
CoH calls to me. I must be going.
And so I was inspired to halt all productive work, and write my own mission statement for my job.
I promise to constantly display a cynical and sarcastic state of being, and to harbor rebellious ambitions and animosity towards incompetent co-workers, all while maintaining an outward appearance of loyalty and subserviance to my supervisors in order to avoid premature termination.
Keep in mind that this is a rough draft, and it may take me 2 months to finalize...
CoH calls to me. I must be going.
Damn your buffness with words.