Bleah,
today I had to get to work early because of some stupid mandatory customer service seminar. I was already tired as hell, but they made the fight against slumber even tougher with 2 full hours of complete nonsense about stupid acronyms and dumb 'interactive' lectures. The only upside is that I get to see some females of the species, something that we are serverely lacking at our office. At some point during the seminar they made us all get and give a shoulder massage to the persons sitting next to us, which makes me glad I sat a row back, next to some moderately hot girls, and not right next to my boss, which might have been akward.
Also, about 1/2 and hour into the 2 hours of mind-numbing boredom my bowels decided to mutiny. I have no clue as to why, as it came and went fairly quickly, but for 5 minutes or so, I was planning my break to the restroom down the hall to hurl all over the place.
It was quite amusing to note that the brand new pens with the company's logo printed on them were so cheap, half the people in the meeting had them run out of ink halfway through the meeting.
In closing, I feel sorriest for the people who actually paid attention for the full 2 hours, as my boss and I were comparing the badass drawings we had made on the little booklet handouts we recieved.
Man, my ass is still asleep from those damn chairs....
today I had to get to work early because of some stupid mandatory customer service seminar. I was already tired as hell, but they made the fight against slumber even tougher with 2 full hours of complete nonsense about stupid acronyms and dumb 'interactive' lectures. The only upside is that I get to see some females of the species, something that we are serverely lacking at our office. At some point during the seminar they made us all get and give a shoulder massage to the persons sitting next to us, which makes me glad I sat a row back, next to some moderately hot girls, and not right next to my boss, which might have been akward.
Also, about 1/2 and hour into the 2 hours of mind-numbing boredom my bowels decided to mutiny. I have no clue as to why, as it came and went fairly quickly, but for 5 minutes or so, I was planning my break to the restroom down the hall to hurl all over the place.
It was quite amusing to note that the brand new pens with the company's logo printed on them were so cheap, half the people in the meeting had them run out of ink halfway through the meeting.
In closing, I feel sorriest for the people who actually paid attention for the full 2 hours, as my boss and I were comparing the badass drawings we had made on the little booklet handouts we recieved.
Man, my ass is still asleep from those damn chairs....
Danke.