roddly

well let's see it's been about 10 days since i went to the feild, or as you civilians call it campping in the mud.now that i have washed the inch of silt mud ass jsuice and ball sweat away let's see what did ido.
day one: played in the mud got 3 trucks unstuck from the mud and put up some tents
day two: played in the mud and put up some cammo netting, very usefull when in a ffeild of dead dried out corn stalke we are coveren in green camouphlage
day three: payed int he nmud and dug ditches to keep out the rain, turned out completely useless in the coming days of the flood
day four: did an engine hundred hour service,not easy when i am used to having many tools, and i had a geber and some old rusty wire to do it with
day five: played in the mud and rain, did my naked dance to clean me it was liberating but i got many jeers and requestes to return my pants to their rightful place on my hips
day six: the flood happend, stayed inside as i was warned i fi were to strip again i would be shot at paoint blank range, i beleived them
day seven: played cards, played in t mud with cards, bad choice it wa the only entertainment everyone else had out there, stupid heads, walked through the primordial ooze that was the new surroundings of out tent
day eight: have slight reversion back to cave man days, began speakin in short grutns and ugs, refered to my self as cave man throg, hit things
day nine: awoke to find self tied to small life raft cot in the rain with a note i could not read, something to the lines of do not come in the tent, played in the mud
day ten: retrurned to society to pull my wieight and play in the mud, took down tents and como netting

i came home to day
to find out that i am being evicted from my home of the last 10 months, because they want to make it into a parking lot for the college campus, after only 70 years of having all the parking in the world now they want to park were i sleep, fuckers

had many apiffanies: one, erbal essences do not cause orgasms like in the commercial, tow, i have an ass again, more to come,three,difficult to masterbate and ty7pe at the same time, four, i like to play in the mud, five, although i am probably a raving phsyco i am also one of the hardest workin bastards in my platoon.

this is long.

5am friday morning, thursday night, far from sleep
I'm still up and driving, can't go home obviously
So I'll just change direcition cause they'll soon know where I live
And I wanna live
Got a full tank and some chips

It was me and a gun and a man on my back
And I sang 'holy holy' as he buttoned down his pants

You can laugh, It's kind of funny the things you think times like these
like I haven't seen Barbados so I must get out of this

Yes I wore a slinky red thing, does that mean I should spred
for you, your friends, your father, Mr. Ed

It was me and a gun and a man on my back
but I haven't seen Barbados so I must get out of this

And I know what this means, me and Jesus a few years back

Used to hang and he said 'It's your choice babe, just remember
I don't think that you'll be back in 3 days time so you choose well'
Tell me what's right, Is it my right to be on my stomach of Fred's Seville

It was me and a gun and a man on my back
But I haven't seen Barbados so I must get out of this

And do you know Carolina where the biscuits are soft and sweet
These things go through you head when there's a man on your back
and you're pushed flat on your stomach, it's not a classic cadillac

Me and a gun and a man on my back
But I haven't seen Barbados so I must get out of this
I haven't seen Barbados so I must get out of this

let's see what else can i put out there?
hmmmm
how about that if i had a dime for every time someone told me i was crazy or weird or out there i'd have a shit load of dimes

i like cheese

it's wednesday i think

wednesday is right after tuesday

i was born on a day

what i said that if i didn't have this taco rightnow i'd prbably explode? that happens to me sometimes........

when am i gonna run outta shit to say?

how about now......................................

wait wait no i lost it

bye bye now