rodbrit39

Thanks to you guys and my other friends I've had a whole bunch
of ideas on how to attack this flu I'm suffering from. So my diet today has consisted of:

10 raw garlic cloves
2 large Spanish onions
Green tea and ginger
Boiled ginger on its own
Jugs of fruit squash
Horseraddish and vodka
Hot whisky and lemon juice
Port and brandy
(And you guys know I don't normally drink)
Consequently I am drunk, pissing every five minutes and my breath stinks.

How do I feel? Blow in my ear and I'll follow you anywhere.