rodbrit39

The sun was out early and I decided to go to the beach for a swim. But I forgot my shorts. It was deserted so I went for a skinny dip. Unfortunately salty seawater
is not good for my eyesight. So there I am wandering back up the beach to my clothes when, from behind the breakwater, I get this "Good morning Rod". Rubbing my eyes to clear the vision I see it's my neighbour - a really hot chick who does something in the real estate business. "I was tempted to join you," she continues, staring right at me ( and not just into my eyes). "But it looks as though it was very cold". I instinctively bent down and grabbed something to cover the evidence.
"Absolutely," I replied,"it's not normally like this." I meant the water temperature of course.

Update: How about this? the neighbour ( English spelling) just knocked on my door - the first time ever. "Heh, next time you're going for an early morning swim can you
give me a buzz."
What the hell am I to do? My girlfriend, as I've told you several times, is away in China. I am just not into cheating. But then
the lady may only be interested in swimming.