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So I chickened out and I didn't ask for my raise. I'm going to write my boss an email about it instead...nice, safe, email.

However, I found out today that the company wants to pay for my home Internet access. How cool is that?!?

My job is the shit.






I tag:Synnove, joebot, and After_Thought
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megze:
You've been tagged again! Do it before I have to pop a cap.
cookiepuss:
I appreciate the offer.
I already have plans for Saturday though.
Next time, I'll probably take up your offer.

Are you going to the burlesque show? If you see me, say hello.
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megze:
Suerte!
synnove:
no man, haven't heard a thing back yet. robot
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My big sister is the coolest bitch ever. She is the main reason I grew up so frikken awesome. She is the deal, without a doubt.



eeek eeek eeek It's gypsidancer's birthday!!! eeek eeek eeek





ps. If you're reluctant to go say hi, bear in mind that she's smokin' and has huge boobs.
obrien:
well you convinced me biggrin
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Dudes....

If you had any idea

I mean any idea how stoked I am right now.

And

If you had any idea

I mean any idea how I procured said stokage.

You would be totally stoked too.

Holy crap.

That is all

just . . . holy crap.

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Just to clairify:

The chickens have not yet hatched, but there sure are a fuck of...
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lacey:
xo

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adia:
i got a Bose Speaker dock for my iPod. then my iPod crashed and i have to send it in for servicing....c'est la vie
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Blast!!

Stuck at work on 6:00 on a friday night. Waiting for a call from a client.

So, you've seen the Internet ads for Dirty Love, the bimbo-tacular new movie starring Jenny McCarthy and Carmen Electra? Well the official movie site is hosted on my company's web servers. The bandwidth they are using is over 8 times what we had sold them.

So here I...
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synnove:
biggrin
synnove:
i just emailed you back!
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Speaking of irony...

I'd like to give a big "what's up" to the motherfucker who stole my bike from outside of Bender's Tavern last night.







See what happens when you don't knock on wood.
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cheech:
Sorry, but I really needed that bike. It was a tasty-looking bike, and I was hungry.
megze:
God really likes shitting in SGCO members this week.
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I'm either the most lucky or the least lucky person I know. All these crazy things will happen, some bad and some good. The result is always positive, or at least wacky.

For instance, Saturday night. I was at a pizza shop with my neighbors at around last call. There's a lot more to the story then this, but to sum up... Someone decided to...
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angeluca:
well i can't wait to hear about the wackiness that ensues!
jonnyjonnyh:
Wow, crazy. I enjoyed your stories.
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I remember watching American Chopper once, and realizing the fight between Paul and Jr. was totally scripted.

It's fun to watch your favorite celebritys fighting, isn't it?
obrien:
I like when you and I fight and I beat your ass.... blackeyed
When we drinking again pal?
cheech:
In every reality show, the fights are taking place in front of 3 or 4 cameras... tell me how you can act naturally in front of 1, let alone a bank of cameras. You can't. It's all artificial.

I was watching that every day for a while, but realized they kept (once again) artifically cooking up these "big serious deadlines," but when you realize they have several projects going on in the shop at once it's like- if they ever reeally needed one done, they have like 7 or 8 people there to do it.

It's a good show, but like Pimp My Ride a certain sameness sets in if you watch it very often.
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If I had my own business, I would run it however I wanted. If anybody wanted to change how I decided to run it, I'd probably react negatively. My company, my rules. Don't like it? Go start your own.

Although it is unfortunate when business and friendship start to irritate eachother. Bottom line, I suppose...

It's business.