Hello Chris,
Since there was no contact information on the petmidget.com website, I queried the whois to get this email address. I am assuming that you are the founder of the PetMidget project, so I will address my concerns about it to you.
Many people consider the idea of midgets or "little people" to be quite funny. I am not one of those people. They are almost as human as you or I, the only difference being their size. I have seen much midget humor, much of it slapstick in nature, and it is enough to make my stomach turn. We must all do our part to help our little neighbors live happy, normal lives in a world created not only for, but also by big people.
I believe that PetMidget.com will do just that. It is becoming increasingly difficult to find quality supplies for my little companions. They constantly need things like wood chips, food, midget wheels, hanging water bottles etc. Not to mention the small furniture and 7oz cans of beer I like to keep around the house for when I pretend I'm a giant.
You are on your way to providing a great service, not only to neglected midgets abroad, but also to domestic midget owners who are growing tired of searching for a plastic ball big enough to let their small limbed companions run freely around the house.
Please continue your project. Once completed petmidget.com is sure to accomplish it's goal of providing midget owners with the quality products and resources they so desperately require.
Thank you,
Rick
Midget Owner
ps. I have attached a picture of one of my little friends, her name is Bridget. I took this one day when we all out for a swim at the midget park.
I suggest everyone email CHRISSERAFINI@HOTMAIL.COM and ask him to finish his fucking brillant website.
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And in other news...
The CEO has removed the big wooden table in the confrence room and has replaced it with a red and black ping-pong table. I shit you not.
