rockzombie

I have decided to take the lazy route and not go into the specifics of the crappy date. Needless to say, it was a disaster. She was nearly 10 years my senior and not all that attractive. I bought us shots of Jager and she sipped it slowly. It made me feel bad that she answered my asshole personal ad, but what the hell . . . right? She was boring and I proceeded to get piss drunk. I don't know how I got out of there without getting slapped.

I am by no means proud of myself, it was not my most shining time. It's been a couple of weeks and I still can't stop chuckling to myself over some of the jackass things that came out of my mouth. Poor woman . . . I wish her the best, and I hope I never run into her by accident some day.

Dating totally blows, it's the worst thing ever. It probably wouldn't be so bad if I had never seen dating shows before. Now I just feel like one of the sorry douche bags who win cash and prizes for bagging some tail on TV.