rockzombie

The missus dun r. u. n. n. o. f. t, can't say nobody saw that one coming a mile away . . . anyway my problem is now two fold:

First off, I can't afford this apartment all by myself. If you, or some reliable person you know is looking for a place (even if its just for a couple of months) Please let me know. The place is on Mississippi and Chambers in Aurora. Third floor, 2 bedroom, 2 bathroom, balcony, fireplace, heat and air, cable and high speed Internet. There is laundry in the building and the complex has a club house, 2 swimming pools (1 indoor, 1 outdoor), hot tub, gym and tennis courts. Its also close to the bus, shopping and recreation (ie bars and liquor stores, ya lush). You would pay $350/mo and utilities are less than $100/mo total.
This is a really freaking good deal, and you should totally take me up on it.

Second off, I am now single once again. If you can find it in your heart to give my poor lonely ass a call to go out for night after night of drunken debauchery, it would be much appreciated. Wouldn't it make you feel great to save a normal, happy human being from becoming a wasted shell of a human being, with nothing to show but a mighty beer gut and a sweet character on World of Warcraft.