rockzombie

and in keeping up with the "alice in wonderland" thing...i have a good story...

so today i went to work early. (we work on commision and whoever gets there first is the one to tattoo the first person to walk through the door. this is good cause if its a slow day and only two people want tattoos and there are three workers someone goes home with no money.) this is one of the first times i have been able to get my ass to work before anyone else, so i was all proud of myself.

in any case the clock hit ten - time to open shop - and in walks this huuuuge lady (i think she was big enough to be able to term her a boombalatty) and she comes up to the counter - smiles real wide - and shows off her miscelaneous missing teeth. there were at least 5 spaces in her smile. she has her hair done up tightly in a big ball on the very top of her head and looks much like the Queen of Hearts...and so she starts asking questions. now, shes very nice about everything but it is hard to understand her because she has a heavy lisp.

she eventually decides on a heart with a name and a rose on her chest, and im up first so i get to do it. which is fine and dandy. the thing that really got me on top of the rest was that she walked around and let me tattoo her with her big, slightly hairy nipples hanging out of the top of her tank top the whole time.

as i said before - she was very nice...but that whole thing just put a strange spin on the rest of my day. it didnt help that her breath was kickin either. oh well...
there is always tomorrow!