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Monday Dec 08, 2003

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ok, so i'm watching "ernest saves christmas" on TV, you know, reliving the ancient times when the whole family would have ernest-a-thons with no one laughing at anything except my dad...when suddenly its a commercial break and the movie's sponsors come on for their add.

suddenly i am thrown into a world of christmas defiling with a commercial for preparation-H that has santa, between having kids on his lap, just hovering above the big chair, afraid to sit down. and he says:

"oh, if only i had used my preparation-H, i wouldnt be so sore..."

if that doesnt ruin your image of good ol santa then what does?
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ckylord:
Hey Eden How ya doin'? I live in the same area, any advice on a good place(reasonably priced) to get a tatt? By the way, I loved that Santa commmercial. Haven't you always wondered what goes through Santa at the malls mind up there on that chair all day?
Dec 11, 2003
godlessnerd:
no no, only in theory... i still have to show up for work smile
Dec 11, 2003

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