rockzombie

I just finished a lovely conversation with someone on IM. It is as follows:

[09:50] crhiticalsystemheir: hi... anyon there?
[09:50] *** Auto-response sent to crhiticalsystemheir: I am currently idle.
[09:50] crhiticalsystemheir: oh your there hi....
[09:51] crhiticalsystemheir: a/s/l (age sexlocation)?
[09:51] crhiticalsystemheir: im 27/f/USA. was lookin at your profile. thought you might like to cht.
[09:52] crhiticalsystemheir: so what have you been up to trypnotok2000?
[09:53] crhiticalsystemheir: cool. i was just hangin out watching tv. i was getting kinda horny (*blushes)
[09:54] crhiticalsystemheir: feel like a little cyber fun with me ? please please...
[09:54] trypnotik2000: you nhave a profine too?
[09:54] crhiticalsystemheir: i think ill just take that as a yes... being as that im starting to get real horny here.. lol ok?
[09:54] trypnotik2000: that doesn't ask for any money like a stinky homeless motherfucker
[09:54] crhiticalsystemheir: alright how bout i get down on my kknees in front of you and help you out of your pants?
[09:55] trypnotik2000: where on earth did you get my IM name?
[09:55] crhiticalsystemheir: was just browsing the yahooprofile thing. looked like you might be an interesting person to chat with.
[09:55] trypnotik2000: Unfortunately, I'm at work
[09:55] crhiticalsystemheir: oh no not work... thats a 4 leetter word you know..
[09:56] trypnotik2000: plus I think cyber sex is the silliest thing ever
[09:56] trypnotik2000: it's absolutely rediculous
[09:56] crhiticalsystemheir: tell me what you want me to do with you while i slip out of my lanties
[09:57] crhiticalsystemheir: oh yeah babe.. dont stop. while i slide my hand down between my legs ane part my moist lips
[09:59] trypnotik2000: go to town mamma, I'm checking to see if you're really a man
[09:59] crhiticalsystemheir: ohh it feels so good. Im holding your pulsing cock in my hand, my shiny red fingernails dig gently into your balls, while my full, soft lips engulf the mass of your meat
[09:59] trypnotik2000: that's really your picture?
[10:00] trypnotik2000: you're kind of thick
[10:00] crhiticalsystemheir: i have some pics on my homepage the link is in my profile, :-) still working on it ...
[10:00] crhiticalsystemheir: open my website so you can look at me while im sucking you. us the link in my profile!
[10:00] trypnotik2000: you look a bit mangled
[10:00] crhiticalsystemheir: what o you think of my pics?
[10:00] trypnotik2000: I hope that you stole those pictures from a porn site
[10:00] crhiticalsystemheir: how about you send me some pics
[10:01] trypnotik2000: because whoever is in those pictures look like they were beaten with a sack of hot nickles
[10:01] crhiticalsystemheir: i have some pictures on my personal webpage. have a peei. the link is in my profile.
[10:02] trypnotik2000: if it's the same person in your main profile picture, no thanks
[10:02] trypnotik2000: you look like a pre-op
[10:02] crhiticalsystemheir: shit the phone. dont stop sttroking it. hold on...
[10:02] crhiticalsystemheir: sorry, I have to take this call, probly take bout five minutes. If you wannt, come to my page and lets finish this. I have my cam on there cyberfungirls dot com look for me on there
[10:03] trypnotik2000: riiight
[10:03] trypnotik2000: how about I don't go and get laid for real, like a normal person
[10:03] trypnotik2000: best of luck though
[10:04] trypnotik2000: with a face like that, you'll need all you can get


Please, someone tell me this was a bot.