A letter sent to my company today:
We represent Mars, Incorporated with respect to its intellectual property matters. We recently came across the infringing domain name "Skittles-taste-the-motherfuckin-rainbow.info", which your company sponsors and owned by Mr. ******* *********. The domain name incorporates our client's SKITTLES and TASTE THE RAINBOW trademarks. It also incorporates adult language, which is likely to tarnish our client's trademarks.
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w to the a to the s to the t to the d
SGColorado is some partying ass motherfuckers, and that is the truth. I'm talking food, booze, nakedness, blood (lots and lots of blood), men in skirts, and I totally smooched a suicide girl. Pure, wanton party pandemonium.
Just to let you know, I am still bleeding. I must have hit an artery or...
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SGColorado is some partying ass motherfuckers, and that is the truth. I'm talking food, booze, nakedness, blood (lots and lots of blood), men in skirts, and I totally smooched a suicide girl. Pure, wanton party pandemonium.
Just to let you know, I am still bleeding. I must have hit an artery or...
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synnove:
it was pretty good! really fucking tired of sitting in a car though. 16 hrs there and 16 hrs back. 
but the wedding was nice and everything
but the wedding was nice and everything
devachka:
Yeah...tequila shots are awesome!
"It was necessairy to review the configurations of these many new events in order to fit them to himself, then cherish and praise them--lest they swallow him"
-Robert A. Heinlein
-Robert A. Heinlein
samanthakayne:
that's good. and to think the heinlein i usually lift is: "if i just had a boy scout, i could rub his legs together to make a fire." 
yours is a bit more thoughtful.
yours is a bit more thoughtful.
cheech:
Or as I would say- configurations happen (although one or two of those words might be replaced by others).
Sometimes the weirdest, most unexpected shit happens. I do not pretend to understand it.
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fenchurch:
Then you'd ice her cake.
I'm priceless.
I'm priceless.
obrien:
yeah i think that for the first time ever Trevor is right..... except for the exploding part..... haven't seen it yet anyway...... have a good one man...
The missus dun r. u. n. n. o. f. t, can't say nobody saw that one coming a mile away . . . anyway my problem is now two fold:
First off, I can't afford this apartment all by myself. If you, or some reliable person you know is looking for a place (even if its just for a couple of months) Please let me...
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First off, I can't afford this apartment all by myself. If you, or some reliable person you know is looking for a place (even if its just for a couple of months) Please let me...
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eden1:
youre hot as BALLS.
um, yea... 
um, yea...
vkeithv:
nice seeing you again.
your apt sounds way nicer than 350/month.
insanity.
your apt sounds way nicer than 350/month.
insanity.
Bitches be front'n.
balee'dat
balee'dat
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obrien:
tru dat mo'fo
nah what am i thinking i am white as snow.....
nah what am i thinking i am white as snow.....
jonnytrrrash7:
um who, me?
naw.................
naw.................
More true now then ever before . . .
Say you were being eaten alive by a tiny parasite. At first you think the parasite is going to realize that eating you is not good and decide to be nice and stop . . . how naive. So you find out how to get away from the little bugger, and you do just that. How...
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Say you were being eaten alive by a tiny parasite. At first you think the parasite is going to realize that eating you is not good and decide to be nice and stop . . . how naive. So you find out how to get away from the little bugger, and you do just that. How...
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One hell of a day so far, and it's only six. I can't remember the last time I went all out and spent money on myself . . . more on that later.
First off, I went to the gym (which is something I've done maybe 5 times in the last 18 months) and for the first time ever, I felt great after working out....
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First off, I went to the gym (which is something I've done maybe 5 times in the last 18 months) and for the first time ever, I felt great after working out....
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mattthegoon:
your pup is beautiful...what's it's name? i have a boxer too, so i had to call liz in to see...she said it was beautiful also.
your priest is beautiful too...
your priest is beautiful too...
azurite:
Ah, shoes are like tires: you've got to get something stylin' good to bear the miles.
It's only been in the last couple of years that I've really come to enjoy buying clothing for myself. It's about time.
It's only been in the last couple of years that I've really come to enjoy buying clothing for myself. It's about time.
9-2 ouch . . .
That's ok, there is no way the Sox won't follow up a stellar last season with something spectacular.
That's ok, there is no way the Sox won't follow up a stellar last season with something spectacular.
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eden1:
freakin update already! you are on this site enough...geez!
ghost333:
I don't know if I know you or not? You look familiar and the Rock Zombie pic is awesome!!!! 
Good times were had by all. I got piss drunk and passed out in the hall way after everybody left. Now I have to get to work or I will be late.
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izmir:
I ended up at the GYM of all places on a Sat night. My liver thanked me for once. Hey thanks for being a friend.
bluenile:
sounds like a good time 
Tonight and tonight only . . . Check out the SGColorado BBQ LIVE and in living color.
Simply click on my web cam icon.
Simply click on my web cam icon.
synnove:
hey! i've been wondering where you've been lately. glad to see you're still alive
synnove:
i'll be moving back to canada-land
Updating then? I could talk about how busy I have been. I could mention the new apartment and how it's coming together. Perhaps I can blame it on my job, which has not only avoided becoming stale, but has gotten better, and more fun with each week. I suppose could also blame it on the dog. Since we got a little boxer puppy a week...
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alohra:
Blargh! I hate Warcraft. I dated a guy in high school for a long time whose life was stolen away by Warcraft. Your puppy sounds cute. Perhaps your profile pic. isn't really new, but I like it.
samanthakayne:
is there some reason i never checked out your paintings before? love the colors, and what a neat sense of the absurd.
see you tonight.
see you tonight.
That's feckin' awesome, thanks!