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That list is hilarious. Whipped cream and watermelon slip and slide...now you're speakin my language, baby. I have to admit, the last time I had the opportunity to come close to that type of environment, I ended up across the hall in my best friend's hotel room, talking his inebriated ass off the emotional ledge because of a bad relationship. I got back to my room, sometime after 5 a.m. to find everyone had left except for two of my girlfriends that were making out on the bed and my cousin Sam who was in the Jacuzzi watching. Disturbing to see since I was then sober. My 27th birthday was the closest I came to "Rockstar status" and that's just because I drank to the point of "not giving a shit" Lots of shit broke, stuff caught fire, and some horny friends tried to turn my big king size bed into their own orgy room. Wow, I feel like I'm confessing here. Don't mind me...

I'll need some cool guys to show me how to "rockstar" up right, got anyone in mind? Can I bring Catie?

Oh, and nice job with the older ladies...I love stories like that.