rockstarcard

so my girlfriend came over late last night, pulled up her shirt and bra, and showed me her two newly pierced nipples. i mean, the nipples had been there all along (since i've known her, at least), but now they had metal rods through them.


i thought that was very cool.

rumour has it, though, dariosaurus actually witnessed the hole punching process. i'm jealous. so the next time you land a steady girlfriend, i'm taking her to get her clitoral hood pierced. because you owe me one.