rockstarcard

so i start work tomorrow...

it's weird thinking that i've wasted away the first month of summer by doing virtually nothing. oh, how time flies.

starting tomorrow, however, i'm "the beer guy". doing promotions for beer companies is both fun & draining. being everyone's best friend for 40 hours/week isnt as easy as it sounds. but nonetheless -

over the next three months, i have to accomplish the following:

1. spend roughly $6500 buying people beer in pubs, restaurants, and bars across the nation's capital

2. make the day of 1300 random strangers as i pop in to their residence unexpectedly to deliver a six pack and stop for a photo opp.

3. conduct numerous training sessions with bar/restaurant staff by telling them how absolutely fabulous the new line of premium beer is, and what propaganda to deliver to their patrons when they ask 'what do you recommend?'

drink up, boys and girls. and give my bosses a reason to deliver the ol' fashioned "pat on the back".


it could be worse. i could be the "coca-cola guy". oh, how i don't miss last summer.