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So, a few weeks ago, my friend and I were having a little drunkin' brawl and he hit me in the ribs. Something seems to be moving or loose. I thought about going to the doctor, but what are they going to say: my rib's broken, bruised, fractured and you should tape it. Great, now I'm paying doctor's bill. So, I decided not to go and I've been taping it myself. OK, now let me backtrack: two days after the "ribbing", my 16yo brother went to the hospital for alcohol poisoning - apparently he almost died. So, I catch the next flight home to be with the fam. This is when I decided to tape the ribs. I didn't have any medical tape and I was running late. The only thing that I had was duct tape. So, I use that. Get to the fam and before I hit the hay, I take the tape off and fuckin' A! It felt good and bad at the same time.

This was the last time I used the duct tape. Ever since then, I have been using medical tape, right? So, on Saturday, I'm hanging out with this women and just before we hit the hay, I decide I'm going to take the tape off. Let me tell you that it fuckin' ripped my skin in to places on my ribs. I have 2 lessions on my rib cage now. It's finally starting to heal.

Alright, that's my story. I hope I get some kick ass scars from this, otherwise I'm pissed.