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There was this totally hot girl who walked into my store today. She was wearing warn out, tight ass plaid bondage pants with patches all over them, a dirty wife beater and a flannel with the sleeves cut off. She comes up to the counter, politely paid for her stuff, looked at me and said "What did one frog say to the other frog?"
I'm...
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One of our overseas vendors e-mailed us this morning about prices going up "to meet the cost of the falling dollar." He mentioned "the falling dollar" at least three times in his e-mail.

"we have tried to keep the price's to a minimum to help but the dollar has kept falling"

If you wake up in the morning with a big zit on your forehead,...
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I read Alice's Adventures in Wonderland yesterday. Have you read this yet? I was so disappointed. I know I was Disneyized so I was trying to keep an open mind about it. In the version I grew up with Alice was a sweet little girl who got herself into a bit of a pickle. She was curious about the White Rabbit, who wouldn't be? She...
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I was so prepared To write about all the fun I had last night. About all the drunkenness and debauchery, and how I'm miserably hung over but so entirely content with it.

But I'm not going to do that this time. All I have to say today is:

Just let me find out the mother fuckers who egged my store.

Halloween!!!!
Mayhem I tell you. I think it's going to involve heavy drinking, a gorilla suit, a bunch of banannas and a cheesy misfits cover band. See you all in hell.

This was found by my friend Andy, scribbled on a folded yellow sticky-note outside a commercial cul-de-sac in Fairfax, VA...

..the unwashed denizens of the American Outback, peddling antique [illegible] and deep-fried information out of an ice cream humvee with bulletproof tires and personalized plates announcing the coming and going of some indestructible source of half-finished jingles and the end of a sentence. Wearing a...
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I have this group of 14-15 year old punk rock kids that like to IM me at the store with random stuff during the day. Here's one from today:

pocketlint: hey, i got a question for you
Panic Store: what's that?
pocketlint: ok. lets say your head over heels for a girl and the only thing holding ehr back from you is the fact that...
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Fasion shoot for the store today. Sundays are the only day off I get a week. Today though, I don't mind spending it at work. No customers, just pretty girls and digital cameras.

There must be something in the stars. There is so much energy floating around in all aspects of my life. A very close friend of mine is dealing with the loss of a very important relationship. A couple of other friends are dealing with difficult breakups. I myself am in the middle of a dramatic interchange with a specific young lady.

Journals of members of...
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A lot of ill mojo has been floating about lately. I think I've been lucky enough to avoid it up to this point *knock knock knock*

There is a lot of zotting going on right now. The only reason I bring it up is that "Zot" is such a frikken cool word and I really wanted to type it.

An Anal Fucking Dick Party on...
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