When I first joined the site I used to brag about the crazy sex I would have with my girlfriend. Now that she's a member and has friends of her own on the site, I feel weird about describing all that.
Tonight is no different. All I have to say is:

Tonight is no different. All I have to say is:

unnecessaryz:
How many name changes is that? Didn't you use to be Tryptonomicon or some shit?