rockinricky

I have this group of 14-15 year old punk rock kids that like to IM me at the store with random stuff during the day. Here's one from today:

pocketlint: hey, i got a question for you
Panic Store: what's that?
pocketlint: ok. lets say your head over heels for a girl and the only thing holding ehr back from you is the fact that you smoke weed. but you love blazin. what would one do?
Panic Store: she doesn't like that I smoke weed?
Panic Store: (yes) (no)
Panic Store: circle one
Panic Store: ot I don't like that she does it?
Panic Store: or*
pocketlint: she doesn't like that you do
Panic Store: hmmm
Panic Store: how old am I in this scenario?
pocketlint: 14 years old
Panic Store: do I smoke weed every day, almost every day, or rarely?
pocketlint: well. you used to smoke every day btu cut back a lot and now its liek only once a week
Panic Store: do I usually have trouble getting chicks?
pocketlint: but shes still pissed that you do at all
pocketlint: well you've been otu with her on and off since the beginning of summer
Panic Store: do I usually have trouble getting chicks?
Panic Store: as in is this chick my only option?
pocketlint: kinnda, but when your with one it usually lasts a long time.
pocketlint: shes the only one you really like at all and your fucking crazy about her
Panic Store: then go for it
Panic Store: just don't let her know when you get high
Panic Store: and if she does find out, fuck it
Panic Store: If she likes you she won't mind
Panic Store: if not . . .
pocketlint: like, jsut tell ehr i stopped
pocketlint: then fck her anyways
Panic Store: she sucks and tell all your friends she's a slut
pocketlint: hahhahahah
Panic Store: chances are, by the time you're 17 she'll smoke twice as much weed as you anyway.
pocketlint: word
pocketlint: wise advice from a wise man (non biblical use)
Panic Store: go forth my son
pocketlint: and prosper i will

I'm going to make a great dad.