last night i had a dream that i was driving to work and i was masturbating and then some guy flashed his high beams on me and i realized i was completely naked. then, of course, i was like FUCK cuz you cant go to work naked. so i turned around to go home and get dressed and tried to finish masturbating but i was aggrevated that i was gonna be late for work so i couldnt get off..
lame, right?
lame, right?
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alkaholic23:
that's almost like playing with yourself and the time that it consumes, makes you late for work.
dirty_rob:
...i'm building a shrine to rocket in my basement....is that so wrong???