1. my socks barely ever match.
2. im obsessed with peanut butter crackers, but only one specific kind.
3. my job is incredibly easy and im ridiculously over paid, yet i still spend a good portion of my time complaining about it.
4. sometimes i think its funny to be mean to people.
5. i once had a cat named wiskas... it exploded.
6. my room is ALWAYS messy.
7. im not so secretly still head over heals for an ex i know is bad for my heart.
8. im attracted tovery young boys.. and girls.
9. i drink way too often.
10. i just stretched my ears to 00, even though i said i was stopping at 2. and im probably going to go bigger and have gross ears forever because i suck.
11. i hate to be alone.
12. i have about 50 pens on my computer desk.
13. if im wearing long sleeves, my hands are always inside of them..and i touch everything.. thus - all my sweaters have filthy sleeves.
14. a 'sweater' is a zip up hoodie. anyone that disagrees, can die.
15. i have a million bottles of nailpolish at home, but the only place i ever paint my nails is at work.
16. my best friend and i have the same job, same position, different location. and i make $2,000 more a year.
17. i barely ever brush my hair.
18. i want to own a pig, but i dont want to have to smell it.
19. i often wear knee highs so i dont have to shave
20. i hate sex.
2. im obsessed with peanut butter crackers, but only one specific kind.
3. my job is incredibly easy and im ridiculously over paid, yet i still spend a good portion of my time complaining about it.
4. sometimes i think its funny to be mean to people.
5. i once had a cat named wiskas... it exploded.
6. my room is ALWAYS messy.
7. im not so secretly still head over heals for an ex i know is bad for my heart.
8. im attracted tovery young boys.. and girls.
9. i drink way too often.
10. i just stretched my ears to 00, even though i said i was stopping at 2. and im probably going to go bigger and have gross ears forever because i suck.
11. i hate to be alone.
12. i have about 50 pens on my computer desk.
13. if im wearing long sleeves, my hands are always inside of them..and i touch everything.. thus - all my sweaters have filthy sleeves.
14. a 'sweater' is a zip up hoodie. anyone that disagrees, can die.
15. i have a million bottles of nailpolish at home, but the only place i ever paint my nails is at work.
16. my best friend and i have the same job, same position, different location. and i make $2,000 more a year.
17. i barely ever brush my hair.
18. i want to own a pig, but i dont want to have to smell it.
19. i often wear knee highs so i dont have to shave
20. i hate sex.
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seantastic:
I want a pig too. Those little pot bellie ones are awesome!
elmcitydrunk:
Sweaters are sweaters too, even if they are knitted out of wool or cotton and have no pockets or hoods. I, for one, am glad that their season has come. I missed my sweaters. Pleases don't kill me. Thanks.