rockepidemic

Happy birthday, dad.

Time for an emo update.

So there's this girl, but she's four years my senior.

I'd love to give it a shot, but I doubt she'd give me a second glance.

Le sigh.

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I websurfed, weak and weary,

...over a strange and spurious website of 'hot punk chicks galore',

...immediately I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, when suddenly there came a warning,

...and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for the girls that were there before,

..."'Tis not possible," I muttered, "mine naked ladies art there nevermore!"-

Quoth the server,

"Timmy hath...
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I'm lookin' at your face and I just wanna smash it. I just wanna fuckin' smash it with a sledgehammer and squeeze it. You're so pretty.

Punch Drunk Love creates such a blend of emotion in me.

So fucking pretty...

It's kind of funny how some people have a need to believe that they're superior to everyone else.

Yes, I have a horrible confession to make.

I'm a ginormous failure. Aftering hearing such convincing arguments as "im so perfect i get frustrated with other people arent like me" and "im glad im so much better than you", I'm ready to call it quits and resign...
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67 degrees? Holy shit.

I need a new board. Now.

*tap tap* Anyone out there?

All the social circles and all the internet communities in the world and you had to
walk into mine.

How is it I managed to meet the most droll girl in existance?

Kick me while I'm down, bitch, because you won't get the chance again.

You're a delusional realist with your guts in a heap.