I have an immediate opening for an executive level "girlfriend" position.
Applicants must be cute, intelligent, and sane. Also, applicants must know that they actually want the position, rather than taking it and "realizing" they're not ready.
Photographic applications are acceptable. Please submit all applications to the HR director.
Also, HR has just informed me that relocation packages may be offered.
Applicants must be cute, intelligent, and sane. Also, applicants must know that they actually want the position, rather than taking it and "realizing" they're not ready.
Photographic applications are acceptable. Please submit all applications to the HR director.
Also, HR has just informed me that relocation packages may be offered.
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freckle:
i'm way better then some silly house 
freckle:
miss you too. sure you don't want to move to seattle? it's nice out today!