I actually made it to Memphis on Saturday and spent some quality time with HellCatJustine and Cockzilla. I was so ghettofabulous with my gin and juice (premixed, don't ya know?) that they were secretly jealous.
Went to the Renaissance festival with Zane yesterday. He wore his knight costume and I wore my (wench? peasant?) costume. I rock the hell out of a red skirt and tight bodice, you just don't know! We got to see them launch a watermelon in the trebuchet before we left. It was funny to hear Zane (age 6) tell people all about the trebuchet and how they were used in the siege at Minas Tirith. He was trying to talk to this one lady, and I could tell she had no idea what he was talking about. It must be humbling to not be as smart as a 6-year-old kid.

Went to the Renaissance festival with Zane yesterday. He wore his knight costume and I wore my (wench? peasant?) costume. I rock the hell out of a red skirt and tight bodice, you just don't know! We got to see them launch a watermelon in the trebuchet before we left. It was funny to hear Zane (age 6) tell people all about the trebuchet and how they were used in the siege at Minas Tirith. He was trying to talk to this one lady, and I could tell she had no idea what he was talking about. It must be humbling to not be as smart as a 6-year-old kid.
yes, ghetto fabulous indeed...
see, what had happened was....
PS: we never emailed Evil. fuck.