robtheslob

BLARGH!! I am here to watch the emoticons cycle! No one is safe from the fearsome glow of my pastyness. I glow in the dark and so do your genitals. Or at least once I get at them they will. I have decided not to make any sense ever again. Now go forth and make paper doll chains in my honor and such. You may also worship by drinking in abundance of cleanest of alchohols, everclear. Almost pure ethanol,it's delights can grant you freedom the the Halls of Guda. I now call for all of you to lobby for scooting around on the carpet only using your but muscles to become an olmpic event. Now I shal take leave of this drab normaicly called sobriety and drink heavily so that I might be normal enough in speech to not atract the men in white coats to take me away. Now back to our normally scheduled program